Cute Fuzzy Bunny, MUST DIE!
Comments Off on Cute Fuzzy Bunny, MUST DIE!May 11, 2014 by paatk
During Friday night’s series finale between the Sky Sox and the Nashville Sounds @ColoSportSpaz let me know that a couple of ne’er–do–wells in the Nashville bullpen were tossing stuff at a rabbit on the grassy berm…
Let’s toss the bunny some gum. Bunnies love gum.
…and toss stuff at the bunny they did. For at lease an inning they tried to get it to move by tossing gum and, I’m guessing here, sunflower seeds…
“Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.”
…when those didn’t work they brought in the Holy Hand Grenade Baseball…
“Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.”
“And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade baseball up on high, saying, ‘Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade baseball that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large –“
…and after a couple of throws, where each time the ball landed about a foot from the bunny, the rabbit decided enough was enough and wandered back to wherever they go when taunted by gum and baseballs.
Awwww! Bunnies! Let’s chuck stuff at ’em!
Category Colorado Springs Sky Sox, minor league baseball, Security Service Field at Mile High | Tags: bastards, bullpens, cute fuzzy bunny, Nashville Sounds
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